{"id":240,"date":"2005-07-12T08:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-12T06:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/?p=3083"},"modified":"2005-07-12T08:45:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T06:45:00","slug":"laga-hjartat-med-karlssons-klister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/2005\/07\/12\/laga-hjartat-med-karlssons-klister\/","title":{"rendered":"Laga hj\u00e4rtat med Karlssons klister"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>H\u00e4r \u00e4r \u00e4nnu en limerick till <a href='http:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/news.php?readmore=257'>samlingen<\/a>. Denna \u00e4r varken s\u00e4rskilt skabr\u00f6s eller ekivok.<\/p>\n<div style='background-image: url(\/fusion_images\/news\/heart.gif); background-repeat: repeat-y; margin-left: 22px; padding-left: 40px; '>En engelsman kom till <a href='http:\/\/www.kartbolaget.se\/visa_tatortskarta.php?lan=03&#038;kommun=05&#038;subkod=1&#038;id=1046&#038;lang=sv' target='_blank'>Skokloster<\/a>.<br \/>\nTill hj\u00e4rtat sitt bad om ett pl\u00e5ster:<br \/>\n<i>Please, help me sister<\/i>.<a href='http:\/\/sv.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Karlssons_klister' target='_blank'><br \/>\nN\u00e4r Ditt hj\u00e4rta brister<br \/>\nlaga det med Karlssons klister<\/a>.\n<\/div>\n<p>M\u00f6jligen kan man s\u00e4ga att den uppm\u00e4rksammar en del av k\u00e4rlekens mindre \u00f6nskv\u00e4rda effekter.<\/p>\n<p>Vilket f\u00e5r mig att t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 hur Frank Zappa ber\u00e4ttade om bakgrunden till en av sina l\u00e5tar:<br \/>\nEn morgon klampade deras road-manager irriterat p\u00e5 turn\u00e9bussen och fr\u00e5gade h\u00f6gt: &#8221;<a href='http:\/\/www.seeklyrics.com\/lyrics\/Frank-Zappa\/Why-Does-It-Hurt-when-I-Pee.html' target='_blank'>Why does it hurt when I pee?<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Varp\u00e5 hela bandet brast ut i skratt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H\u00e4r \u00e4r \u00e4nnu en limerick till samlingen. Denna \u00e4r varken s\u00e4rskilt skabr\u00f6s eller ekivok. En engelsman kom till Skokloster. Till hj\u00e4rtat sitt bad om ett pl\u00e5ster: Please, help me sister. N\u00e4r Ditt hj\u00e4rta brister laga det med Karlssons klister. M\u00f6jligen &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/2005\/07\/12\/laga-hjartat-med-karlssons-klister\/\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}