{"id":4307,"date":"2009-04-13T18:24:45","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T17:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/?p=4307"},"modified":"2009-04-13T18:41:14","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T17:41:14","slug":"limerick-i-paskens-tid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/2009\/04\/13\/limerick-i-paskens-tid\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick i p\u00e5skens tid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En p\u00e5skh\u00e4xa fl\u00f6g som trast<br \/>\nrakt hem\u00e5t i fart och hast.<br \/>\nHennes \u00e5tr\u00e5dda m\u00e5l:<br \/>\nfylla ut k\u00e4rleksh\u00e5l<br \/>\nmed k\u00f6rning av v\u00e4loljad kvast.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e4xan var kommen fr\u00e5n Venusberg<br \/>\nbl\u00e5tt, av himlen, det f\u00e5tt sin f\u00e4rg<br \/>\nmed h\u00e4xbrygdsgegga<br \/>\nhon s\u00f6kte egga<br \/>\noch t\u00e4nda elden i mandoms m\u00e4rg<\/p>\n<p>En profet han kom ifr\u00e5n Gud<br \/>\nhans mor var samma Guds Brud<br \/>\nAv den helige ande<br \/>\ninseminerande<br \/>\nNu relik \u00e4r profetens f\u00f6rhud.<\/p>\n<p>Maria hon upphov ett tjut<br \/>\nn\u00e4r Jesus han ville sig ut<br \/>\nEn ny profet<br \/>\nnu s\u00e4kert vet<br \/>\nAtt Tron blir bra av ett skjut<\/p>\n<p>En Jesus kom fr\u00e5n Betlehem<br \/>\nFamiljen den bestod av fem<br \/>\nFlera f\u00e4ders stammar<br \/>\noch hans rara mamma<br \/>\nsom spetsats av Guds andes lem<\/p>\n<p>En p\u00e5vlig prelat fr\u00e5n v\u00e5r himmel<br \/>\nsom trivs i medias vimmel<br \/>\nUtan en fruga<br \/>\nforts\u00e4tter ljuga:<br \/>\natt sex inte g\u00f6r ogift s\u00e4ll.<\/p>\n<p>Jesus \u00e4r lurad av Satan<br \/>\nSom slav gick han p\u00e5 Golgatan<br \/>\nJudas leende<br \/>\nont beteende<br \/>\nS\u00e5 gamen glad n\u00e4r gud han mata&#8217;n.<\/p>\n<p>Alla \u00e4r vi vad vi \u00e4ter.<br \/>\nSura b\u00e4r i magen fr\u00e4ter.<br \/>\nMot gassymptom<br \/>\nkr\u00e4vs gastronom.<br \/>\nMed mage god vi s\u00e4llan tr\u00e4ter.<\/p>\n<p>En konstn\u00e4r som l\u00e4st konst p\u00e5 fack.<br \/>\nKubisk kuf likt Dal\u00ed och Braque<br \/>\nN\u00e4r konsten gick back<br \/>\ntog en runda och drack<br \/>\nSatte pl\u00e5gande andar i schack.<\/p>\n<p>Henrik med sin penna vrickar<br \/>\nskriver usla limerickar<br \/>\nP\u00e5sklamm f\u00e5r<br \/>\nvarje \u00e5r<br \/>\nAv skratt \u00e5t dumhet n\u00e4stan spricka.<\/p>\n<p>En dum som fan ifr\u00e5n Sevilla<br \/>\nville godheten f\u00f6rsnilla.<br \/>\nAv sitt h\u00e5n<br \/>\nframstod som f\u00e5n.<br \/>\nTill slut s\u00e5 gick det j\u00e4vligt illa.<\/p>\n<p>En gudsf\u00f6rnekare fr\u00e5n Bro<br \/>\nsom aldrig hade haft n\u00e5&#8217;n tro<br \/>\nHade v\u00e4rldens r\u00f6ta<br \/>\nGudarna fick m\u00f6ta<br \/>\nL\u00e4t envar f\u00e5 Rendezvous.<\/p>\n<p>En glad muslim ifr\u00e5n T\u00e4briz<br \/>\nl\u00e4t f\u00f6rhuden sin \u00e5ka hiss<br \/>\nmen d\u00e5 imam<br \/>\nblev v\u00e4ldigt stram<br \/>\noch skar bort det som l\u00e4t hans kiss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En p\u00e5skh\u00e4xa fl\u00f6g som trast rakt hem\u00e5t i fart och hast. Hennes \u00e5tr\u00e5dda m\u00e5l: fylla ut k\u00e4rleksh\u00e5l med k\u00f6rning av v\u00e4loljad kvast. H\u00e4xan var kommen fr\u00e5n Venusberg bl\u00e5tt, av himlen, det f\u00e5tt sin f\u00e4rg med h\u00e4xbrygdsgegga hon s\u00f6kte egga och &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/2009\/04\/13\/limerick-i-paskens-tid\/\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[27,7,35],"tags":[146],"class_list":["post-4307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-konst","category-poesi","category-roligt","tag-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4307"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4310,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions\/4310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henriksundstrom.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}